Be careful sweetheart, her emotions are very sensitive to stupid comments, so mind what you say. Whatever you do, watch how you use the following;
- It was just a kiss.
- My mom's gonna stay with us for a few months.
- Oh, didn't I tell you I had kids?
- I'm on house arrest.
- I'm as good as divorced. I mean, we haven't lived together in years.
- I think I might be gay.
- I've been late because my ex needed my help with something.
- I need you to get me a good lawyer.
- Can I have a hall pass?
- Maybe I'm not cut out for monogamy.
- I told my little brother he can live in the basement.
- I quit my job.
- So I sent a photo of my junk to another girl. It's not like I was having an actual affair.
- Surprise, I got you a boob job for your birthday!
- What do you think about the open marriage thing?
